5 Lessons worth remembering. ...... WORTH READING!!!!! !

A young executive was leaving the office at 6 p.m. then he found the CEO
standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important
document, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"
"Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on,
inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
"Excellent,excellen t!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the
machine. "I just need one copy."

Lesson I - Never, never assume that your BOSS knows everything.

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A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window:
"I want to open a damn checking account."
To which the astonished woman replies: "I beg your pardon, sir; I must
have misunderstood you. What did you say?"
"Listen up bitch! I said, I want to open a......

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