A Ghost of The Lakes Tales

Very, very depressed today. New theatre owners are sadly both irretrievably stupid and have very bad hair and will both quite possibly need to be offed without delay. Also, lair décor is starting to get me down – it is so mid-century. Waiting for new Ikea catalogue but it hasn’t arrived yet. I know what will cheer me up! I’ll go and drop things on Carlotta’s head. Direct hit! Go me! Bloody silly whinging cow, and will you look at them all grovelling! Why in the world anyone would want to keep her around complete baffles me. Her voice sounds like a cat being strangled. But what would I know?! I’m just a musical genius after all. Ooooh, look at Christine bobbing about in her little slave girl outfit! I feel a little bit funny…like when I slide up and down the ropes above the stage… Hurrah! They’re letting her sing in the show! About time too. Hmmm. I wonder who that drippy looking bloke that she keeps making gooey eyes at is. Will have......

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